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North was an El Camino with the seat low, Saint was Cuervo with no chaser.

Honestly, whatever gets yall over there. Go vote and make sure you ain’t musty so you can holla respectfully.

I’ve decided that it’s none of my business what these ladies are saying about my feet, in their language, as I get my pedicure.

Oh shit! I was not even aware of this exchange. My man know I like to mind my business about what people say about me. He gathers and keeps it to himself. A considerate King.

Black History in Colombia. 💙

Obviously I’ll go to the Cowboy Carter tour but what kind of therapy do I have to do to not scream in terror when she performs Daughter? That song doesn’t scare yall? Like it’s almost as scary as The Cat Came Back.

Beyoncé Easter eggs and conspiracy theories are my personal Christmas! Tres?!??

If you’re wondering if eating grapes under the table at midnight with red on works, here’s me eating those grapes in 2022 and what I asked for in 2024.

My husband would probably take more pics of me with my kids if I ever wore my wig in the house but I won’t.

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My twins have begun calling me “Mom”. They call their Dad “Dadda or Daddy” and I’m “Mom”?!? I didn’t go to college for 6 months and 3 weeks to be called “Mom”!

I really respect and envy my children’s bravery to scream whenever they feel like it. That’s true self care.

Got my tickets tho…..

this show genuinely THRIVES off stupid bits like this lol

This movie got me in the feels Gabby Sidibe hayden szeto youtu.be/bKeuX09AjmA

Took my 1yr olds to an aquarium. They saw otters and very confidently pointed and said “cat”. We said “no those are otters.” and they looked at us like we were idiots and again yelled “CAT!”. Toddlers are fun! I’m obsessed with their ability to assume everyone else is stupid.

My one regret as a parent is that my kids aren’t allowed any screen time yet so they can’t watch #Stugo

My 13 month old started throwing her breakfast on the floor and my husband said “Maya! We don’t do waste eggs in this economy!”

In a conscious effort to not shop on Amazon, I went outside and y’all…Outside didn’t have anything I needed!!! NOT a single thing.

This QUEEN