Did you guys know star spelled backwards is rats

The heartburn I’m experiencing right now is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy

Just remembered hummus exists

Thank you Julius Caesar for inventing the Chicken Caesar Wrap

Do you think the fbi knows about *67

Famous last words “I think I lowkey ate”

I was actually supposed to be in the video

Google photos is my real arch nemesis bc they have the ARCHIVES in there oh my god

Since when is everyone rich this feels like a trend I missed out on

All those people who said you actually lose weight while you’re abroad are serial liars

they took my hair mama 😦

No I AM asparagus

Madonna stuns in new selfie don’t forgettttf

I’ve eaten more mini m&ms today than god ever intended

CEO of not buttoning my jeans SORRY

Did not know there are actually people named Nimrod in the world

'lets go get some seafood'

I know it’s gonna be a rough day when I’m not even out the door and my socks are already halfway down my feet