I hate when people spoil their gender reveal videos in the caption, I want to witness it with my own eyes pls

cancelled my Netflix and gym subscriptions and managed to finally buy my first house, thanks kirstie xxx

petition for every airline to play Jess Glynne hold my hand before departure because it’s the unofficial pre-holiday anthem

Valentine’s Day Scrooge exists and it is me

it’s blagging my head that kids born in 2007 are 15 this year !!!! no they’re not !!! they’re still 7 years old

so ur telling me THE DAY restrictions have been lifted after 2 years of staying inside, we’re about to have WW3🥲

if this doesn’t make vladdy abort the world war, idk what will x

gorgeous gorgeous girls stop the microwave with 1 second to go so they don’t have to listen to the beeping 🥰

Air Bnb have waived fees on property in Ukraine so you can book a night or two and all the money will go to and support a random family

whoever has my voodoo doll please can you give her a bit of fucking peace and quiet for once x

can’t believe I picked up a random drink in manhatta and started drinking it thinking it was mine and I’m still alive to tell the tale

molly mae gone from Paris to Leeds in 48 hours what a downgrade

what’s mad is that most fashion influencers can’t seem to put an outfit together they’re just pretty girls in nice dresses and there’s so many talented girls I follow on insta who have no followers but the bombest outfits

growing up means having a favourite brand of bleach 🤣

surely Chelsea on selling sunset is an actress putting on a voice because what on earth is her accent

selling sunset is really just the chrishell and christine show

somehow I don’t think posting about 40 racist, homophobic and xenophobic tweets and discriminating against multiple minorities who support you is something that doesn’t warrant an apology 🥴 clearly the tweets weren’t aimed at you which is why you think it’s fine x

if Uber eats did a Spotify wrapped i think I’d simply never eat again