It's always "you have ADHD" and never "thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins"

fine I'LL buy Warner Brothers

LA does have seasons but they’re subtle. for example, we’re currently in “pink trees lining virgil” season

So I’m like really bad at office politics

me in my letterboxd reviews

me talking about the Oscars with my non cinephile friends

just fell to my knees in the wework parking lot

SHUT UPPPPP

just stood back up in the wework parking lot

It returns. April, 2026.

This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

i'm not immune to the allure of a fast-casual rice bowl

Anyone wanna put on their J. Crew roll necks and yell at each other in the park later?

born to be a filmmaker, forced to write incoherent one-liners on letterboxd

Got to tell ryan gosling that i’m just ken is my most streamed song of all time and this was his reaction 😭

“David bars have 83% more calories and 400% more fat than advertised”

Parmesan crusted dubai chocolate protein packed glp-1 gummy