I you vote Willie the Dummy I will have the greasiest Gravis! I am Willie, I approve this message!

existential meat Andy Kaufman The Creator Unknown Random Thoughts From A GenX Gal Willie V. Dummy I’m more of a Ferrari guy- Vic Ferrari. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao_OPA…

“Speaking of free spirits, a fifth of Captain Morgan for every vote for Willie” pad for by Willie’s discount liquors

You can in the litter box if the sink leaks just right and the cats been eating enough iron

Can’t buy happy? You’ve obviously never snorted a line of high grade sawdust! BTW, Free vile of sawdust for every vote! Paid for by the Willie will shaves his butt for you campaign

I call her Betty

I have a bigger still. Mine makes Moonshine and Methshine. Free Methshine and Moonshine for every vote. Paid for by the “Willie’s Mountain Blew Distributor Association”

Free Butterscotch for every vote! If I get 10,000 votes I will personally call the SPCA and together…. We will free Butterscotch. Paid for by Willie the candy wrangler campaign

Today I am at the studios of Carl Nehring recording numerous Election Day podcasts. Starting with Joe Rogan and moving up from there. Yes, Joe did not dare demand I fly to Texas.

Free Pope Poop for every vote! Brought to you by the “Better Hygiene Through Vaseline” council to elect Willie

Free Frankfurters to everyone that votes for Willie. Paid for by the “Smoked Willie Weiners”commission

Free breakfast for anyone who votes Willie! Paid for by the “Green Pegs and Gams” PAC

The Swinging Blue Jeans also improved identifying the Best drummer.

WWDD? What Willie Dummy Doin? In negotiations to transfer all votes from Dustin Pari to me. Paid for by the “Elect the Master of Puppets” committee

Alex Salcido interview

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Turns out time-out is not for napping

C B Miller Alice Seasonal Clickfarm Worker Agreed. I don’t normally sniff monster butt but when I do it’s cookies