OUR GENERATION HAS GENUINELY REACHED THE PINNACLE OF SUPERFICIALITY AND LONELINESS. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, OUR WORLD HAS BECOME EQUIVALENT TO A UNITED STATES HIGH SCHOOL. PLEASE GROW UP AND STOP TREATING PEOPLE LIKE THEY ARE DISPOSABLE!

No matter how broken you are, you have no right to break others! If you get the feeling that you are, believe yourself and do something about it!

Throwing a houseparty is hectic man! #NYE2023

You call it "overthinking" I call it "future stress preparation"

Decision paralysis is a real thing! My food's gone cold and I don't know what to watch while eating!

Balls!

I got to do what I got to do!

I believe its more important to make note of the things you should believe in than the things you do believe in!

I literally called my girl up at 11:59 in the night to sing "hum joh chalne lage" and then hung up! Ohh and I was smiling like a creep!😁

But thats just sooo boring!

My girl sends me chits when I am in the washroom! What does your girl do?

Our generation has a very similar, very predictable storyline. The girl is fucked up and hence fucks a guy up, the guy is now fucked up and fucks a girl up! The cycle goes on!

Ikea = Reality Check

Whats a tweet gonna be called now? Genuinely confused

Raat ke 2 baje, khatarnak intrusive thoughts aare hain! Should I just tear up my sisters new soft toy husky?

Wow! I am soo weirdly hard to deal with! Scares me how it scares people away!

WHY TF ISN'T #BOYCOTTFIFA TRENDING? Y'ALL WANNA GO AHEAD AND BOYCOTT INDIAN CINEMA EVERY CHANCE YOU GET FOR THE STUPIDEST REASONS BUT DONT WANNA BOYCOTT FIFA AND PUT SOME PRESSURE ON THEM AGAINST THIS DUMBASS REF DECISION?

I can't relate to desperation

I have a whole different outlook on Santa Banta jokes now!