if chelsea go threw tonite i will run around felixstowe in my boxers...

10 men chelsea... get in ... Barcelona who?

knock knock.. whose there?! britney spears! britney spears who? knock knock.. whose there? "oops i did it again" !

mw3 #cod dont mind i do #TD>1

You for ever had faith in me even when i NEVER DID.. I said i'll never let you slip like your x fella did !

just mugged an old lady #heartless #davecantaddup

just mugged a policeman with a water gun filled with bean juice..#davecantaddup

Chris moyles don't goooo. all is forgiven... @CHRISDJMOYLES

@JordP999 are you having a good #life...

Is #southend even a good night out?!?!

Ronaldo to score a 2ndhalf hatty #manu #realmadrid ...

Never let a girl sleep when shes sad or angry ! #fact

Dreams can come true... #gabrielle

Do you know what pisses me off ...jeans with fake pockets.. #annoying

Waking uo to sunshine decides my day.. Sunny i shower and do stuff.. Raining i go bk to bed till may ! #sunny #may #sunhine

RT IF THE GYM PUTS YOU IN A GOOD MOOD!

Couples who get married at 25 or older stay together longer and are less likely to get divorced.