Text to homie nicknamed Big Gulp: You make every day of my life better than the next. I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes Text to wife: Make sure the bathroom door is open when I got home. Im gonna come in sprinting

It's feeding time! Atlantic Puffin parents Millie and Willie bring back beakfuls of fish each day to feed their rapidly growing chick. You can watch the goings-on of burrow 54 live every day at our explore.org live cam: bit.ly/2EGzZDV

If I was in a room with Caruso and Netanyahu I would shoot Caruso 100 times

The basketball gods are dead

The state of Oklahoma will not see God

STOP THE COUNT

This is what it's like to travel with wood flooring guys

I’ve made a grand total of 2 wagers on Kalshi since downloading it in March and it turns out I’m extremely smart

I knew people were tired of the Jurassic Park reboots but this is pretty brutal

Musicians are some of the dumbest people on Earth

are dating apps over?? my buddy Colton is 6'3, liberal, six-figure salary, and the man-chimp hybrid known as HUMANZEE

John Fetterman is what I imagine the first white people looked like

Ali oh you’re American? name 3 MindofJson meals

RT IF YOU 💙 NAZ REID

20 years ago

Lunch Lady Doris in Eddy Gordo Ending from Tekken 3.

Wrong—steal a gun