logic over emotions, always

Whoever decided to put a “p” in “receipt” was an idiopt

I love naturally cool, non performative people.

I feel like an “AI generated” tag or something needs to be mandatory for all media. Sign that shit into law.

i retweet shit in agreement not because i’m going thru it 😭😭

smoking on that shit that made microsoft excel

i wish rice was 50% protein

I still have a childlike excitement for the things I love, and I hope it never fades.

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

I'm so chill bruh, if you find a way to make me mad you really doing too much.

all i got is "ok" for mfs

Society makes u think u gotta be likable but really u gotta be great

When black people say “at the end of the day” in an argument that means they don’t care wtf you said before they finna bring their point home and end the convo.

Adding "the fuck" after saying something is like sentence parsley.

i hope all my critical thinkers are hanging in there

When J Cole said, "my only regret was being too young for Nia Long." I felt that

Y'all too old to not like vegetables & water