//All the Naruto duders here make me wanna try my hand a male account again.

"The weather's so nice in Konoha, you've no idea. I'm gonna sleep in a bit." //I've been dozing off. Time I just fully head out. G'night!

"Yes, yes, I'm up. Good afternoon."

//tfw you're playing games while sitting there going "I've already got two, I honestly don't need to make an Anko." But you *really* wanna.

//Ah, fuck it why not. I'll make it later. For now: Dinner time.

[LOUD COUGHING] Wow those sandstorms are really messing with my sinuses. x.com/MitarashiSnake…

//And now it's time to get back to those responses I owe.

On the contrary. Odds are DEFINITELY on her side. Waggly eyebrows. x.com/ThatUchihaBitc…

"Hm. Y'know, that Uchiha girl's pretty cute." Sasuko Uchiha

//Naruto. The other guy will leave you be if you tell him 'No, thanks,' for the most part. x.com/DakuDadi/statu…

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//Hrm my DMs aren't loading.

//I can't believe I missed this tweet. Ahem, now then: 👀 x.com/ThatUchihaBitc…

//Oh there they are. Apparently relogging fixed it 🤔

"I've heard Sasuko scream in anger, before, but that last one... That's a first~."

" 'Unexpected'. " x.com/Hokage_Hatake/…

//Every time I open this site my TL is literally nothing but people complaining about things.

//Nah, fuck it, I'm just gonna block. If the only time I see your ass on my TL is when you're bitching about other accounts, fuck off.

//Sorry about being absent lately. I am sick as hell. Gonna try and be on as soon as I can.