friday the 13th followed by valentine’s day? weird goth girls stay winning as always

Fun fact: instead of using generative AI, you could just drink a glass of water and use your fucking imagination

Somewhere in On Writing, Stephen King says you should always carry a book with you to read in doctor’s offices, waiting on line, etc. because “you must learn to read in small sips as well as great gulps”

My wife is sobbing on the couch because the Japanese monkey got beat up again

Good morning to everyone except the monkeys that were bullying Punch

The Unbridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

Svein Berge

me to punch the monkey <333

The call has been made! NYC Public Schools will have a full snow day tomorrow.

NYC schools will be fully closed (including remote learning) on Monday 2/23/26 in advance of the impending blizzard. Yes, really.

my favorite interaction on twitter today is new yorkers retweeting meteorologists saying they are going to kill themselves bc of the incoming snow and the meteorologists responding with please do not do that. they got big storms to track and a responsibility to mental health

Everyone is Maxxing when they should be Marxxxing

“AI is the future!” Nah, AI is YOUR future because you’re a lazy, talentless wannabe. I still have a properly functioning brain so I’m gonna keep using that.

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

bernie sanders apparating whenever a corporation frustrates its customers

We put a man on the moon 50 years ago. Why did we stop??? We could have put them all up there by now 🥴

So you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they have treated women? hmm interesting

planned the day in a way that would honor hozier's birthday