anyone else think humanity is having their mid-life crisis?

when i die im going to upload my brain to google drive but im worried ill be assessed for the basic plan

my top 3 displays of camaraderie: 1. four sweaty broad-shouldered men squished into the cab of their garbage truck 2. soldiers in a plywood boat headed for war 3. a pack of well-behaved dogs being walked by an overbooked and under qualified dog-walker

oh and bill hader has taught way more about acting than any teacher i’ve ever had and barry is ten times more fucked up than the whack jobs in theatre school

sometimes i just write random words to see what grapefruit

im leaving for two years and thing in going miss is daisy (dachshund)

excited for something to really blow me away but enjoying the breezes that surprise me day to night to day

every syllable a bite every bite a meal

i want to open a sort of dumpy restaurant but with absolutely stunning bathrooms

Cats is going to milk the box office

you gotta eat ice cream when you need it most

i think i’ve just sat on the first kitchen countertop of my life

when i tweet its only because my friends dont want to listen*

so glad my new flat has a good dancing floor in the kitchen

why not pull the corona card

man pokémon GO took a hit eh

s5e10 is the best office epi

i’m going to bed

who wants merch? jungle bobby merch