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Alternatively, let a bunch of low-skill chess players cheat against each other in a tournament to see whose cheating ends up better. Like that one Naruto exam or whatever.

Oh. I get it now. We're just trying to jump on anything for clicks. "It's been a fun... A really fun and tragic week in vtubing." I'm glad their collective pain is fun for you. Cool. Cool cool cool. Not cringe at all.

This alone makes me think I need to play the game...

Commander FunkyLordWedge stalking a brown dwarf and Class 1 Gas giant in orbit with each other from his Mandalay. Elite Dangerous is such a beautiful game.

For work I foley'd my own chew sounds whilst people in my chat listened to me ... well, chew. That's... well here we are.

My Spanish is lacking. Yesterday I walked up to order pico and said "Yo tengo un cuarto pico de gallo, por favor." The lady behind the counter looked at me funny, giggled, and then said "quiero?" Oops. I told her I have one quart of pico.

Here's what we do. - We win this simple to obtain prize. - Take it and throw it on the craps table here in sunny Las Vegas. - Take the quadrupled winnings from that easy game and purchase literally THOUSANDS of subs to myself, vaulting me to an Rising Star on Twitch award.

We've been performing short form, highly focused observational playtests and they're just a joy. The amount of data you get from watching someone play / struggle / solve puzzles or tests you set up are worth the investment.

Ran into a streamer on Reddit who was advocating for a fairly nuclear and toxic response to what should be an easy conversation. Upon challenging their advice they responded with more toxicity, and subsequently blocked me. I suppose I don't know what I expected.

Come play the closed beta of the game that had a closed beta and then shut down and then a beta and then shut down and then went live and then shut down and then released itself as a sequel and then shut down! #Betaception

We've been working heavily on getting our steam page ready. It's been ridiculously exciting. My capsule art idea was rejected despite its clear and present perfection.

I'm giving out dead batteries free of charge.

Good news. Our first animals, the deer, have been put into the game. Bad news. Our first animals, the deer, have decided to try and help with jobs and chores. Love me bugs like this. It's just hilarious.

I'm excited to tell you all that I've been writing a book about falling down the stairs. It'll be a step-by-step guide.

Working on my game...

My annual charity stream for the Davis Phinney Foundation to combat Parkinson's Disease starts tomorrow morning. Stop on by to help suplex this awful disease, and provide those who have it - like my father - a chance at living well. twitch.tv/funkylordwedge