I’m partial to bokoto in pepper soup or with like abula but when that bokoto has a beard, it ruins the entire meal.

MPs bickering all over the TL like rats. Bring back decorum. Bring back stateliness omgsh, we used to be a country??

Someone please add a Community Note this. People can't keep getting paid from being dense. We're promoting the wrong things! Community Notes

I'm terrible at math but I feel like knowing what 5% and 10% of round numbers is pretty straightforward. Why are there so many steps, like just take 5% away?

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This trainee's drip is outrageous. Like he must be doing this job for the love of the game. Love that for him.

Martin needs to get a grip a little bit. Given the scope of his influence, the criticisms about overindexing on saving over investing are valid and most are being shared with light humour.

Everyone's talking about social media but they are also propsing to capture your DNA to get an ESTA?

I need someone to bottle the feeling you get when you see the face your kid makes when they first spot you in the crowd at their school play 🥹🫶🏾

Severance

Gotta write 30 Christmas cards and add a chocolate coin and I'm tired. Should have made him write them 😅

Just go for a run / long walk in the morning??

Dyson strawberries are great. And that's really disappointing because why does everything have to be capitalism? Why can't you pay £1 for a punnet of great strawbs in your local supermarket.

Just when you thought he couldn't ruin this app any further... everything, everywhere, all at once.

These two showers serve completely different purposes, actually. So, yes.

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£100. Let her chop man, its still a discount 😅 I feel like these people should just make sure when locals show their ID they get local price. Bit otherwise… 🥢

Seriously! Get away from me.