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This is the look of a man who broke into your house, got naked on your couch, and is now wearing one of your dirty socks on his penis. He wants you to wonder where the other sock is. Forever.

Metaphors are everywhere

Might be my favorite comment section of all time. Also, it seems like dude is going full Truth Social. Hate to see it. Love to watch it.

Would be a real shame if the public saw this

LET HIM HOST THE GLOBES NEXT YEAR.

I’m sure there’s nothing awkward about your doctor showing you how to put your penis into that wang splint…

This is an example of a perfect tweet.

I’d go ahead and watch all 50 immediately

We are so fucking back youtu.be/JxKfZHRzAhs?si…

Anyone got that video of the out of control snow skier crashing into a shack/people that I saw earlier this week? Please. I’m desperate.

Sorry Disneyland, this is the happiest place on earth

Michael Sheen aka Wesley Snipes

JacquelineUWS Flaco made the world a better place.

When all of the panelists on PBS are praising Mitch McConnell you know you’re fucked

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