Just passed the wife going through my phone test! Searched words were… “tits” “sex” “cheat” “suck my dick”! Good thing she didn’t type in ANAL!!!

Sailors seen dangling from the Top Masts of the Mexican navy vessel that collided into the Brooklyn Bridge. It appears that several people were hanging and/or clutching on to objects several hundred feet in the air in an attempt to avoid falling.

“THE ONE, BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL” has PASSED the House of Representatives! This is arguably the most significant piece of Legislation that will ever be signed in the History of our Country! The Bill includes MASSIVE Tax CUTS, No Tax on Tips, No Tax on Overtime, Tax Deductions when

Unfortunately, Sandra and I will be at seperate weddings in June and one of them being JAK∃… Sandra said to the table “oh no! Who am I going to slow dance with!” I told her the only person she would be allowed to slow dance with would be Legend Stuff of Legend

Thank you, Coach Thibodeau.

So I got my intern on Tuesday afternoon at my job. He quit on me in less than 36 hours. #InternKiller

NJD…..

FUCK LONG ISLAND AND THIS STUPID FUCKING TRAFFIC.

Useful tip

Senders Assemble!

I just crop dusted the office cleaning lady so bad. I just so happened to rip ass in my cubicle right as she came around the corner vacuum all the cubicles. #officeromance

JJ SPAUN WALKS IT OFF TO WIN THE US OPEN A SEISMIC UNDERDOG STORY AT OAKMONT Fore Play

This is really unbelievable. With Ai this world is going to change big time

This is your ball park? Stuff of Legend JAK∃

I don’t take advice from Obese people

President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We have two countries that have been fighting so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing." 🎯