*bartending* guy puts his credit card down "you all set?" -"yeah, you can whack it whenever you want!" 😶‍🌫️

cele_brate

if someone says, "let me get you the best job you'll ever have," prepare for that shit to be absolutely soul crushing.

well, fuck. NOISIΛ 👏

people that merge onto highways going 30 mph probably also eat at subway

idk where I'd be without cup noodles

azcentral.com/story/news/pol… what a joke

😍

more festivals should consider not selling alcohol

thank you Jade Cicada ➡️ Bluesky/Threads that was beautiful 🥰

playing video games is so important

picture I'm a dreamer, I'll take ya deeper, down to the sleepy glow 🎵..

hibernation sounds better & better every day.

im gonna be a full-time hater from now on

a prius in the left lane. that is all.

did it again Jade Cicada ➡️ Bluesky/Threads 👌

a really great sandwich might actually be the meaning of life

Man how dare an artist play an event outside the normal scope of their fan’s preferences! How dare they broaden their horizons and gain new fans how fucking dare they bro 😡

Colorado wildlife officials released five gray wolves into the Rocky Mountains on Dec. 18, 2023, marking the start of a voter-approved reintroduction program.