The year is 2053. MicroStrategy has purchased an additional 2.2 bitcoins for ~$152.9 million in cash at an average price of ~$69,696,420 per #bitcoin. As of 9/1/53 we #hodl ~9,050,012 bitcoins acquired for ~$2.16 Trillion at an average price of ~$542,713 per bitcoin. $MSTR

bulls waiting to see if CZ comes out of prison jacked or not

Millions of Americans are drowned in advertisements for sports gambling all day every day. Regulators seem fine with this, as long as there's a little note saying "gambling problem? call this number." But don't you dare think about investing in crypto 🙃

can someone wake me up when something exciting is happening

OMG!😭Can't believe I won ! Thank you Walton team ! ❤️ keep doing the great work. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🚀🚀🚀

has cryptocurrency made you happier or depressed

I miss crypto We didn't know how good we had it

fix the economy? the economy has always been fixed bro

You can tell everyone's down bad when they're tweeting about their actual lives.

if you feel like you can safely quit work now, while everyone is depressed and predicting more pain, then you're probably good now you're thinking rationally unlike people in full euphoria mode

I think you can surmise the state of cryptocurrency by the fact that Barry tried (and failed) to remove all of his big week tweets. Everyone's just scared and boring. Bring back fun.

Trump will do more harm to crypto than good

Reminder that people should be using inspect element to fake PNL, not photoshop. Gotta grift correctly.

if you start hammering shit loudly outside at 8am on the weekend, kindly piss off, cunt

Civilization V but in VR and you're in a giant warehouse where the entire floor is the map and when it gets to late-game you have to do like 1000 steps per turn to move units around the map so you end up doing like 40k steps in a day Who is building this

hahaha i love football

Hate it when this happens tbh