“you wouldn’t survive a Call of Duty lobby 🤓" bro u can’t survive 5 min conversation with a girl

girls be having iPhone 6’s talking bout “who want me” bro Verizon does you’ve been eligible for an upgrade since 2015 😭

i’ve faced more peer pressure in my life to watch Stranger Things than to do drugs

Disney right now knowing damn well Johnny Depp ain’t coming back after winning

vaping is wild… you walk past a group of mfs lookin gangsta but they smell like strawberry muffins 😭

kids really don’t care, they’ll do a whole tiktok video inside a funeral home 😭

no way they actually did the man like this ☠️

parents saying “I know my child” will always be funny as hell

bros neck gotta be sore asl

“they’re a tiktok rapper” no bro the song just happens to be popular on tiktok

Delivered 2 hours ago & active 4 minutes ago brings out the Kanye in me

I do NOT care what my front camera shows ima believe my mirror is the real me

google be knowing everything until you got an assignment due

bae you don’t need to worry bout what you look like on facetime I’m too busy lookin at myself

i just know the last day on earth gonna be so fun on twitter