psa: just because the ears are deployed. does not mean they are in use.

when you know who’s the goodest boy.

hope your day is extra lucky 🍀

my sandwich stealing paws never sleep.

have decided to watch my weight and give up sandwiches. April fools!

in optimal hugging position. who’s first?

ready for eggs. will take mine in a sandwich.

the human has been sick. so it is my duty to cuddle in bed in solidarity. will do my job with honor.

i see you are eating. i also would like to be eating.

monday? again? going to need extra sandwiches for this.

happy first day of summer. psa the floofs are for smelling. not eating.

it is a new week. a new opportunity for sandwiches. i am ready.

hope you have recovered from the sky booms.

when someone says they want to share dessert. get your own.

said i wanted a crepe with meat. not crape myrtle.

everything is a bed if you try hard enough.

i see plenty of room for more toys. and sandwiches.

rise and shine? no thank you. breakfast in bed is more my speed.

not sure what to tell you. this hot square is mine now. i believe it falls under the “finders keepers” rule. good day.

heard it is international dog day. petition to change this extraordinary event to every day.