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real estate richard

@fukuburner

AUM bigger than your mom. I eat shitty syndicators for breakfast. shitposter. nothing I post or reply here is real and meant as parody of shitty managers.

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Thousands of years ago my sociopathic nature with a hint of autism would've made me the emperor of the Roman Empire. Now all it does is give me a slight edge in middle market finance.

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Something to consider when talking about business owner ROI: sure scanning some paperwork probably isn't in your best interest solely on an $/hr but showing up and having your employees see that the owner isn't above scanning documents at the office printer can be eye opening.

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Factor in the risk factor (65% of businesses fail within 10 years) and that 1.8m turns into 1.25m, minus any debt you took on for the business

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Life is funny. Do I understand that money and success won't lead to happiness and rather focus on my relationships and wellbeing while constantly wondering what could have been? Or do I grind it out and become rich and powerful....and still wonder what could have been.

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Who are the top follows to learn from when it comes to organization, prioritization and time management in our professional and personal lives?

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At my hedge fund, I pay an analyst to walk around parks in Austin, SF, and NY and ask these people who are tanning at 2pm on a Tuesday where they work. We then short the stock. We’re up 728% this year.

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This is why I like c class 80's vintage sub 8 figure real estate deals in tertiary markets. Yes this is a shot at 99% of retwit.