The Nigerian reality is that if you do this to a total stranger and he doesn't survive, the Nigerian Police that you know will make you regret it.

Oh my God 🫢😅

I have a few questions.

1. What is F505?
2. What do you mean she looks 'around' 21 when wearing make up?
3. Why have you chosen to use a picture that can only be described as a mugshot for a missing person?

There’s no coming back from this💀

So. Today started with a bang. I awoke to find my fence had been taken down and tree surgeons in my garden curring down my fir tree. My neighbour had told them I'd given permission. I hadn't.

That baby fixed the screen herself 👌🏻. Covid babies they are actually smart 🥺

It’s almost as if the prerequisite to driving these trucks is being an idiot

Ah fvck 😂😂😂
First it was denial
Then it went to realization
And finally acceptance 😂😂😂

Yall need to come get the abula from Mood Lagos today. This might be the best abula I’ve ever had here!

If someone tells you that you are mad on twitter and you go ahead to printout the tweet and share it during your interview with him, is that not a sign of madness?

Chris Tahh! Go and sit down. Flexing muscles on a job that will probably pay peanuts. I blame the guy for not having any pride, standing up and walking away was the perfect response to your show but he sat there apologizing.

Who is even sure that this happened to begin with

Pls repost 🙏

#justiceformaryam .

Una no get billionaires for that side?

Do you see the clips from NTA?

A lot of the time we legitimize scammers

Imagine this guy showing up at your house demanding your little daughter

Available today😊
1.5L @ 18,000k
Hola @ your girl

The moment you tell yourself you're about to have a break then this happens to you.

the continuation after meemaw is fighting for her life is SENDING me 😭😭😭😭

•4the Mainland Bridge !!!

Public Notice

Please stay off the marked areas.

Do NOT Rent, Lease or Purchase Any Property In The Colour-Coded and Marked-Out Areas.

Demolition will start this year 2024 for the 4th Mainland Bridge.

My friend who is an architect once told me he was having issues with a contractor cos they weren’t putting on the doors straight. And one day he blew up on them and said “is this how the doors in your house look!!” And the contractor said “oga my house no get any doors.” So, yea.