Did AMC get scammed into buying way too many jalapenos or something

I think McDonalds could try hibachi and no one would really care.

Never stop believing in Godzilla

Punxsutawney Phil predicts four more years of fascism.

I would give anything to have a new season of Scandal with all of this (motions wildly) going on.

Hahaha fuckin loser

Find someone who can do all four

They just got closer as they laid down.

That moment where you don't drink for a while and then 2 beers has you singing My Shot. #Hamilton

Watching Hunger Games to prepare myself for the imminent future.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... LET'S GO GIRLS ❤️‍🔥

Women are legally allowed to commit a little murder today

Taurus: Like a beautiful swan, you are also a honking menace, capable of breaking a man’s arm when provoked.

Parking is difficult for some people. Let's park on the neighbor's grass when we visit an estate sale or sideways to get in and out of the car easier.

Scooby Doo taught me that there's no such thing as monsters, it's always just adults being assholes. A very important life lesson.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed all day, read books & do nothing.

I love women because they are either thinking about death or political revolution