“u r what u eat” i don’t remember eating a baddie who’s really funny but ok

“how ass is josh allen?”

slap it on my tongue first

when i'm 55 and my 20 year old wife is begging me to get life insurance

wish i had mental stability but all i got are these tits

if i asked you to join me would you say yes?

you can’t gaslight me to make me believe i’m this horrible bitch, you get what you give with me. so if i’m horrible mf you’re terrible

are you obsessed with me yet?

what’s a good car to hit a bitch with ?

me about to fuck up the vibe by asking him that one question