Breaking News: Pierre is here and ready to fuck shit up in the second round of the NHL playoffs

Dominick Moore a Harvard guy can't say anything bad about this guy with legs of steel and a heart of gold

Major Analyst Alert🚨:Caps need the capstronaut to be a difference maker tonight and let me tell you something i get wet every time i see him

Breaking News: The capstronaut and the capitals advance to the second round #Capstronaut

Major Analyst News🚨: Im gunna be in between the benches tonight blowing sidney crosby for an exclusive interview. More details to come