If I don't see this in theaters I'll cry

I host trivia events in FL, and I recently asked a question that I told the crowd was about "International Travel Destinations." 95% of my players wrote Hawaii as their answer.

Me n Breshnyda

Me, to my husband: you are the light of my life, I fall more in love with you every day Me, to my husband, five minutes later: do you even look at the strawberries before you buy them you absolute fucking donut

30's**

"It's always good to have an onion." -Breshnyda

It's giving