BROWNS GRABBED AN ALIEN FROM THE OBSCURE AG SCHOOL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STATE 💪🏽 ❄️ 🗿

It’s down bad

Just add our theme music and read our texts to each other in our voices

There’s like nine more pages of this, the FCC would take measures

🫶🏽 here’s how every episode this season would have gone: 1) Intro 2) DJ & Ramzy taking turns saying “we told you this would happen” for 35 mins 3) planning Jim “big dick” Schwartz’s cocaine statue in the Parma Applebees parking lot 4) laugh at Eric about the packers 5) end

Tingling

Deshaun Watson off the field: Sex Pest Deshaun Watson on the field: Rest Pest No in the league is better at being creepy and also not playing football, a rare double threat

We decided We Told You So every week after they signed Pest to the worst trade in history would be exhausting and unhealthy and we were right about that too

just imagine us stretching this tweet into a 45-minute episode every week

Loser Franchise, Long Addicted to Losing Continues to Lose