Only real ones know about pat ball during lunch #OG

How much is priceless?

My first phone was the LG cookie. I’m proud.

When your girl says she’ll give you a massage and after 30 seconds says she’s too tired 😍🤤

You’re never too young to have one of these.

Drake said life’s good. More like life was good 🤧

I don’t judge you for being in a situation. I judge you for how you deal with the situation.

Do you ever feel like talking is a chore, COs same 😪

That feeling when take off skinny jeans after a long night is disgustingly beautiful

Rest easy Chadwick Boseman 🕊🤍

2020 is fucked they even the northern lights 😔🕊

So, I wrote this email to KFC about their burritos, hopefully they get back to me 😭😭❤️ KFC KFC UK

The truth is no one owes you anything. At the end of the day, there are only the selfless and the selfish.

People are so scared of becoming something they don’t want to be, and eventually end up becoming that something.

Unpopular opinion: overthinking does not exist.

You see them ones where people think you both have a problem but you barely know the person’s name. Them ones are too funny🙃.

You know when you catch that flight and you see your cats owner with your grandmas parrot and he tells you the take the whistle to the station with biographic statements and that. Mad innit 😬

So when I spill chunkz, All mans theories get debunked, Cos that hairline so wavy, Flower boy I saw him picking daisys, And all the gyal tend to crave me, And that story called always be my maybe.

#seriousquestion : 1 So when your diagnosis moves flamboyant, which equilibrium do we match the frequency of measurements to give us a value of 6.23?

Skinny girls are like glow sticks