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Spear vs. sword and dagger Who wins?

I’m designing a new Shambling Mound that’s sure to score a couple of TPKs

"Alright chooms, study an memorize this layout of Arasaka's off-world power station. You have 2 hours before we arrive on Mars, so gear up and get frosty"

Pro Tip: If you're going to form an adventuring party...have a theme

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Once Smaug was defeated and the ancient dwarven treasure reclaimed, Thorin decided upgrades to the Lonely Mountain were long overdue...starting with a 12 car garage

You might not like elves, and rightfully so, but you gotta admit, they make a nice Denny's

This is one of my favorite shots in Lord of the Rings. Just thought you all should know

If you need me, I'll be in my tree

New Hobbiton has a more modern aesthetic

How come futuristic dwarves don't still live underground?

The live action Pac-Man movie looks wild!

Don't forget to stand your ground today!

I like to think that the height of a witch hunter's hat reflects their level

Would Cyber Drizzt carry two samurai swords or two pistols?

Gonna take a lil time away from X. You guys are all awesome. See you soon. (Is that a haiku?)