trying to explain Draft Kings to AI Socrates then getting so mad i break the computer

Seated with Jackson Frons for Challengers

New story on R&R about Los Angeles private schools, tennis, and death. Thanks to Joseph Grantham for including me in his very cool magazine

“My mother was the type of mother who had something wrong with her left eye. It had to do with the optic nerve. It just fluttered there, the eye. Unfocused.”

Read new fiction by Jackson Frons (Jackson Frons):

relegationbooks.com/article/two-ha…

at don delillo’s favorite restaurant in the Bronx

new poem by eve in The End Magazine that includes a mention of the smallest church in New York

all of you should've spent less time in college reading books and more time being decorated but ultimately underachieving division 3 athletes.

hearing word from my sources that christ did return yesterday, however he was immediately no scoped from long range by the property owner.

I’ll be at this event eating a large “apizza”

Nothing but love for my Giglio Boys

it's funny to think musk personally makes 'electric cars and rocket ships and brain computer interfaces.' that's like thinking donald trump is the architect designing his buildings.

(Cutting my date off so she can’t finish answering) ok so then the fourth part is about The Crimes. After that, you’re not gonna believe this, it’s Archimboldi time

Card counting seems so easy. I could count to 52 no problem. Gun to my head? I could probably even count to 100. Maybe even 200

If I tried to make this dog do even a single task she was “bred” for she would move out. This is a creature who was put on this earth to chill. Allow her that dignity

have encountered the idea of 'radical unschooling' something i consider incredibly stupid and not practically useful. HOWEVER i would support it to the death if i were to ever sire a gigantic idiot son who I was guaranteed would win Wimbledon if I 'radically unschooled' him

'access to doing things' is just not actually doing them. that's definitely how 'doing things' works.

the self driving car already exists (driving but not really paying attention, thinking about something else)

New hobby unlocked

there are obviously so many evils and stupidities baked in to liberal zionism, but the most frustrating aspect of it has to be the constant reflexive posturing of 'yes x thing israel has done is maybe bad, but to do or say anything about it? that's much worse actually.'

gonna throw out my back 5 minutes into this then spend the rest of the time icing on the side of the room, screaming over the music to tell whoever is closest to me about how i clinched the elite 8 at the d3 tennis NCAAs in 2015