Easter is alright but as the only Christian pup, we have to listen to Zuma preach the gospel for like an hour over supper. I admit, once I activated the #PawPatrol alert to get out of it.

Is it just me or does Mayor Goodway sound different now? It could be aging but I can't rule out a Mayor Humdinger plot.

Man have you guys seen the new Paw Patroller? I mean I get that we add a new vehicle every season to sell toys and that we are now out of vehicles and are revamping old ones but... leather seats and ass warmers? Count me in.

So I have been hanging with the dad from Bluey and I gotta say, he is a legit good guy. Hopefully fame doesn't change him (looking at you Ryder).

People always ask me, as leader, to rank the pups but I will tell you what I tell them: They are my friends and I could never do them the disrespect of ranking them and also Zuma is last.

So despite an abundance of precaution, I now have COVID. Generally I wear my mask but we were eating out of our bowls and I don't want to point paws at anyone but Rocky coughed.

One good thing about having COVID is losing your sense of taste and smell. Normally, when I lick my balls, I get all the balls taste. Now, it is just 100% grooming, 0% balls taste.

Balls taste is back.

Rubble is trying to get me into virtual reality. He said he is meeting all these attractive lady pups online in vrchat but, I am starting to think they are not ladies... and maybe not even pups.

So I saw the DC League of Super-Pets movie and ok - it was pretty good - but I gotta say we Mighty Pups did that super pet thing first. Maybe not better, but definitely first. AND NO I DON'T COUNT THE COMICS

I put some bean bags in my net shooter and - I know this is a total abuse of authority - but I love shooting them at Captain Turbot. I got him right in the groin and I can't stop laughing.

Francois is trying to teach me French. He told me I was a "gendarme" and I told him he is a "trou de cul" which I understand to be a hole in one, a term of endearment.

People always ask me if I am Democrat or Republican. Generally I would say I lean right because the cop in me likes buying expensive police toys and the dog in me likes sniffing other dogs' asses.

Ryder just bought a mansion on the outskirts of Adventure Bay and I am starting to wonder if funds are being distributed evenly.

So there are now these new e-scooters you can rent in Adventure Bay and I am telling everyone "Mayor Humdinger is going to hack these" and sure enough, he did. Now there is a giant e-scooter mech creating chaos and I don't want to say "I told you so" but it is tough sometimes.

I ain't nothing but a hound dog.

There are dog people and there are wrong people.

I don't understand this meme but I like this one.