froggy will insist the game is easy and go "its not that hard just airstrafe-" and then have a biased take that makes people mad. The average person isn't gonna know what the fuck "movement" or "mechanics" means. just cuz i was playing minecraft since i was 13 doesnt mean its som

don't be a pussy share your shit takes on main

its so funny how people will complain about something and yoshi's response is "haha what if we made it worse" "too much verticality" lets add tunnels "holliday air control too op" lets make a character with perma air control "matchmaking is bad" good luck now fuckers

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

y'all better keep this same energy for apollo when he releases so i can get insta queues with him.

my steak too juicy and my lobster too buttery

uhuh.. bigots don't actually care about people being black or queer or whatever, they need a minority to scape goat and choose whatever the easiest target is. it would be MORE accurate for a 1949 new york to be accepting of people of color, queer people, hell people with goat

we stayed strong until the end.

he's everything i've ever wanted

wow this new hero is pretty cool. i sure do with i could play him

gridshot is a government psyop to keep the skill level low so the pro players can be good easier. this is forbidden knowledge i am risking my life to tell you, if i suddenly disappear it was ordered by aim trainer dictator matt yow

counterpoint:

as twitter's resident movement player with the most unbiased and accurate takes, i agree with the initiates, celeste movement is really weak (yoshi is listening)

not *every* game is winnable, but *every* game is losable, and therefore *any* game is winnable

no stream today, enjoy your capitalism fueled love day everyone

"the truth is that people who want to people this game + more" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

fastest movement in the world

@ deadlock modders make a rose themed apollo skin with his sword having thorn vines thank you