Cheers to choice! Unless you o visit an ER, in which case you can't choose how long you'll wait for help. Starting today, nearly 4,200 convenience stores are now selling booze, giving you more choice & convenience close to home. Just don't get sick or injured when you're pissed

I was pleased to welcome Governor Phil Murphy from New Jersey to Ontario today where I tapped him for one of my insincere #DollarStoreGovt #DailyPhotoOps, while we finalized a new Memorandum of Understanding. Hope he hasn't heard about allegations that I used to sell "product" in the 80s

Thursday I had the chance to meet some of the players on the Collingwood Blues Junior A Hockey team & #TapTheSaps for one of my bullshit #DollarStoreGovt propaganda #DailyPhotoOps. Thanks for the incredible jacket, too bad XXXXL was too small. Good luck at your game tonight!

It’s always a pleasure to #TapTheSaps at any festival including Ontario’s incredible Polish community at the Roncesvalles Polish Festival in Toronto, for one of my stupid insincere #DollarStoreGovt #DailyPhotoOps !

I’m in Windsor today, where we’re tapping anyone we can for more stupid #DollarStoreGovt photo ops. That's what we really mean when we say we're investing in workers as part of our plan, etc blah, blah.. m.youtube.com/live/Kfy6urjYR…

What a great way to start my no work week here in Windsor! Today, I got the hypocrites of IBEW 773 to pose for one of my BS propaganda #DollarStoreGovt photo ops. These so called union people don't care how I've treated public sector union people in the last few years.

I was honoured to tap members of law enforcement, social agencies & community organizations at the Safety of our Cities Conference, for one of my BS #DollarStoreGovt photo ops. I love that cops have short memories & nobody cares about 30 yr old drug trafficking crimes.

This Legion Week, I want to thank our fantastic legion members for their dedication in supporting veterans, their families & their communities throughout Ont. I appreciate that you let a seedy type like me create one of my #DollarStoreGovt photo ops, at your Legion.

At yesterday’s Inaugural Police Foundation Gala, I showed up to #TapTheSaps at the Halton Regional Police 50th do, for another stupid #DollarStoreGovt photo op. I'm really happy some cops have short memories & I appreciate that local cops in my town kept me clean back in the day.

I was happy to visit Harris-Stopler International’s facility in Brampton to #TapTheSaps there for a #DollarStoreGovt photo op. I never cease to be amazed at how I can get gullible working stiffs & their employers to participate in my populist BS propaganda.

Did you know that your business could be on the next season of Ontario Made? We’re looking for Ontario businesses that want to debase themselves by appearing in one of our #DollarStoreGovt propaganda photo ops. As a bonus, I'll dress up like a worker & pretend to do some work.

What a pleasure to welcome the Minneapolis Chamber of Commerce trade mission to Toronto Saturday! It was a great reminder to our American visitors that in Canada too, any grifter & idiot can be elected party leader & end up in power.

Aurora Town Square is officially open! It was great to be in Aurora Thursday to turn their celebration into a cheesy #DollarStoreGovt photo op with me as the center of attention.

To every Ontario driver stuck in gridlock, I have a simple message: If I give my pals & donors huge contracts to build a tunnel under the 401, you might be stupid enough to believe help is on the way & me & my #DollarStoreGovt will be outa here before you realize you were scammed

I was thrilled to join business leaders at the National Convenience Industry Summit earlier today. That's because anything beats work & I love playing the bigshot. My #DollarStoreGovt is keeping taxes down & allowing convenience stores sell booze, we support party donors 1st

I visited Stubbe’s Precast in Harley yesterday, where I met their hardworking but gullible saps that I duped into appearing in this cheesy BS #DollarStoreGovt photo op. This donor company loves me because I plan to pave over wetlands & farms & build stupid tunnels under 401.