The Batman is so much better when ur not sitting next to a foot

Who wore it better?

This sample is crazy

Drunk @ Nana and Pops anniversary

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Kiss me I’m Irish

Jk I’m Nordic smh

The Irish are alright in my book man they just want to get drunk and fight and that’s something I can relate to

They said I had a disability yea DIS ABILITY to get this bread💰🏃🏽‍♂️

He really off a bean now 😮‍💨

Shotgunning a beer with my slimes could cure my depression

There’s a sketchy car parked outside my neighbors house and dudes been sitting in it for hours and I’m standing at my window with the shotty like this

You know you live in Vatoville when they gotta lock up the Dickies

Will Smith is a proud cuck

nigga slap me in front of zoe kravitz they gonna have to put me down like old yeller

Dj Drama don’t know how to shut tf up on a track do he

Saw two different shordys sitting at the bar at Anodyne reading a hard copy book. Is that the female equivalent of performative matcha drinking for men? 🤔

I won poker last night and I’m taking a sourdough making class this morning my life is a movie

I hit a snake with a weed whacker accidentally so I tried to nurse him back to health with a pinky mouse and they ended up cuddling instead. The mouse came in this container.

The two scariest things are watching ur dog get old and seeing ur parents get older