You gotta love how major appliances/household utilities have issues on the weekends…

My wife told me to break down the empty tissue box. I told it that no one loved it and that it was worthless, but it never broke down. It has a stronger constitution than I do.

I just started reading a Desolation Called Peace and in less than 20 pages, I was hit with a vivid reminder of how much I loved a Memory Called Empire and a strong desire to just call off work until I can finish the book.

You guys, Ticket to Ride is a legit fun board game

Did ffx design Auron after mulleted Franklin Pierce?

New train derailment dropped…

Did the daily just say that East Palestine was 70 miles away from Springfield, Ohio? If so that is very very wrong. They’re over 200 miles apart

America is a country where business risk has become nationalized and profits have become privatized.

My four year old is playing lockdown now and whispering “be quiet in case they walk by” so…thanks America…

If trump feels ashamed about how this all happened, he should remember that a note in a bathroom also took down Walter White.

Anyone dumb enough to think cis is a slur obviously never took organic chemistry.

I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.

Ohio State fired a National Championship coach and self imposed a post season ban on a team that went 12 - 0 over covering up trading gold pants for tats ...Michigan supports their coaches breaking rules

I didn’t see him make a football move, so I didn’t see him having possession there

Is it too late to have Bernie Sanders tag in?

All that incoherent rambling and we didn’t even get a headgear pick, SMH