Shaking my girlfriends dads hand: “Great grip sir I see where she gets it from”

lol I guess we have it again (and I’m still not happy)

The plan? Have the CEO get “caught” having an affair with a coworker at a concert to increase brand awareness and get a buzz going

sent this to my hr rep and said could be us and now she wants to meet. it worked!

Ok this video makes a lot more sense now Coldplay NHL

The Bruins and Leafs scrambling to see who can have more third lines. It’s an exciting race!

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

Found out my wife was cheating on me at a Shania Twain concert when I asked her whose bed her boots had been under

“A little bit of wind from behind” might quite literally be the greatest play by play call of all time. “The band is on the field”? No. “In your LIFE”!? Get out of here. “Touch em all Joe” is close but, no. Sorry.

I’m hitting this btw

Holy shit just watched it. Wild stuff 😂😂😂

New Quinn XCII absolutely saving my day today

guy that was just on epstein's island for the zipline

The #BlueJays have had SIX 4 run innings since the All Star break lol

Things sinking in or around New York

IS WHAT I SAYINGGGG Toronto Blue Jays

Almost called it exactly until those last couple runs haha

Damn one of the most underrated players ever. 6 Stanley Cups in 8 years. Conn Smythe as a rookie (technically before his rookie season). 72 Summit Series. His book might be the best hockey book ever written. Really sad, hope the Habs have some special things planned. RIP.