A sequel rarely lives up to the original

Sharp work crediting everyone except the actual podcast interviewing MPJ Glory Daze Podcast

I'm with Chet and our waiter just told us they don't serve oxtail in case anybody needs context

If I saw her in a bar I'd get drunk and not talk to her at record speed

This year's gonna be a movie🤝

Glad to know I'm not the only one that had sex just 3 times last year

Landlord removed all the locks on my house yesterday. Last night, 4 men broke in, had their way with me, and took all my valuables. Most people would be angry. Not me. I needed that. I can always just get new stuff. He gave me the push I needed to finally get back out there

Scottie Scheffler just sitting there at plus money feels like easiest opportunity of plus money we will ever get

Might be time for another update

Non-alcoholic beer

The fellas pulling up to the floating Hooters:

Hiding under the table if I ever spot these lovely ladies at the bar

Thanks for the heads up girlie!

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Johnny Manziel breaks down his rapid rise to fame: Beating Alabama, partying with Drake, Kevin Durant & James Harden... "It was addicting"

It’s time to Commence Suckdown 🤝

I interviewed 39 billionaires who founded tech companies. I was shocked when I found the one similarity among all 39. Nothing to do with work ethic. Or principles. Or intelligence. It was veiny. Extremely veiny. Every single hog. Lesson there.

“Nah man, I quit a few months back.” 3 beers later: