Enlightened centrist Coleman Hughes and perpetual bullying victim Michael Tracy are waxing social justice about how the conversation around the Epstein files is tarnishing Noam Chomsky’s legacy. This is allegedly sad because Chomsky is ninety-seven years old and probably not a

The ONLY thing tattoos are a sign of is high anxiety. Male or female, multiple tattoos means, “I am overly sensation-seeking and above-average concerned with other people’s perception of me.” Whether this is right or wrong is its own conversation, but that anxiety is the common

The ONLY thing tattoos are a sign of is high anxiety. Male or female, multiple tattoos means, “I am overly sensation-seeking and above-average concerned with other people’s perception of me.” Whether this is right or wrong is its own conversation, but that anxiety is the common

Ask yourself the following four questions: 1. How much time have you spent thinking about "self-ownership"? 2. Can you define that term without using either the word "self" or "ownership?" 3. If you're a man, have you ever said to a friend something like, "I'm not really into

Only love can stop the killing

Not even being provocative, but you can't simultaniously believe that AI generated video seems "off" or "uncanny" while also claiming that it is a "decision" to not think that trans women are women.

The composition of this shot is incredible.

“When people say ‘surreal’ they mean ‘real,’ it’s just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine." - Norm Macdonald Longview is the breakthrough single by the Bay Area punk rock band Green Day. In early 1994, it topped Billboard's modern rock charts. The

She’s literally just coping because she said a dumb thing about tattoos that went viral because it was dumb. Rather than admitting to being wrong one time, she’s framing the response as both misogynistic and fascist. Who in this situation is truly ideologically possessed?

This account used to be really snarky and mocking and has recently devolved into open hostility and bitterness and I think that’s because they can tell they are losing.

Listening to Vampire Weekend feels like eating a bowl of eucharist wafers.

If you're not sad enough to kill yourself while well rested and with a full stomach, then you're simply not sad enough to kill yourself.

Thinking and talking about politics in a way that isn't just a waste of other people's time is a SKILL. It's like chess or tennis. It's not directly correlated with how intelligent someone is. I had to embrace this idea in order to liberate myself from being mad at Stephen King.

Once saw a Mexican comic do a bit that was essentially "What if E.T. were Spanish?" He just recounted the plot of E.T. while shouting and sounding like Ren from The Ren & Stimpy Show." He'd say stuff like, "Yo, Elliot, amigo, I got to phone home to find out when my lady is making

People love to bring up that John Lennon beat women without adding that the woman he beat was Yoko Ono, which, you know, recontextualizes things just a bit.

There is an all too common breed of Cronenberg fan who is just ridiculous. They talk about his work like he’s Dante or Goethe. They’ll say stuff like, "Scanners’ forecasts social media algorithm-generated partisanship." They’ll tell you that The Fly (a film written by a man,