Can't say 'never forget', as many are unaware these atrocities even happened!

I look like a bag of nails. This the daily folks x

Cooked lamb tagine for tonight’s supper. Just received a text, “thought we should let you know, we both now are vegetarians.”

Fuck you Jan!

📢 Self promotion klaxon!!!

Hi I wrote a book.

It's called 'Queer As Folklore'.

It's an LGBTQ+ take on myths and monsters.

It's out in the UK on the 22nd of August.

If you want me to talk about it at your bookshop/museum/hotdog stand get in touch! unbound.com/books/queer-as…

My daughter’s cat, Charlotte. She has been staring at me like this for 36 minutes. Homophobia is a foot.

Give this Queen a listen. The voice sublime. The beauty incomparable. My sweet divine!

Night night beautiful people. This old bear is hitting the hay x

Dating game is a nightmare. The last few chaps, honestly, worthy of a chapter in a top 10 fiction.

Wicked little letters. Wickedly funny! 😂

Love taking my dog and kids to a great pub. Preferably one that isn’t frequented by assholes.

Monday is a little shouty this morning. Simmer down sweetheart.

Using fire to visualise sound waves

If you should stumble across this restaurant in Canary wharf, treat yourself. Staff, food, experience,the trifecta of excellence.

Going out out.

In london and a little moist. Bissful day .

I’m obsessed with this talented kid. This song is exquisite. music.apple.com/gb/album/all-d…

It’s 7:16pm folks.. and the unit is in bed. Shattered McShattery today.

Baby giraffe, 2 days old

Oops I did it again 🤭

#TotalSolarEclipse