It's like they're pre-testing a candidate's tolerance for harassment

Good God, Man! Just bungee your garbage cans shut. Raccoons move on if you don't feed them.

My husband, still covered with grime from the job site, just raced out of the house in a torrential rainstorm to the home of a tradesman he fears is ill. I guess I'm saying that not all nice guys wear suits, and not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes they wear Carhartts.

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's neighbelline.

Watch Tony Bennett sing “I Left My Heart in San Francisco” on Ed Sullivan Show, 1964: m.youtube.com/watch?v=hT5VOn…

Skipping church today, finding glory elsewhere

This routine sounds exhausting

My mother supported four kids as a typist; she said typing was the most important skill she learned in high school. We all took typing and ... she was right. As usual.

We're having a HEAT wave here in Upstate New York:

Our local mall theater is closed, so ... Off to the local Indy!

Looking for couples where one person uses / enjoys smoking or using weed while the other person does not, for a story. Anonymity guaranteed. DM me and please RT?

So happy to start this workday swimming in Lake Michigan! Followed by some drying-time on the beach.

It was so great to be in Chicago and on the panel for last night's taping of waitwait with Peter Grosz and Maeve Higgins ... we swiftly drove the show off the rails early on. Listen this weekend!

The photographer Sage Sohier's images of animals, taken mostly in New England between 1979 and 1993, showcase a variety of interspecies relationships. See more of her photographs: nyer.cm/0zbEo84

Do you remember? trib.al/ISiv6Eb

It is always SUCH A JOY to receive a new book from Uber-mensch and my #literacy hero Brad Meltzer

I was obsessed by the biography series "Childhood of Famous Americans." Hoping, no doubt, to one day become the subject of one of these books.

Such a wonderful addition to the series:

Jesus wept

Achievement unlocked!!