I thought Wackenhut was just a place dudes went to "relieve tension" when there were no ladies around

Especially if you're one of those ugly chicks from that rainbow flag country. Instant deport.

When someone receives a kidney transplant the surgeons don't usually take either of the damaged kidneys out. They just add a third one in.

I won't rest until women start killing themselves at the same rate as men #EqualityMatters

As long as boomers have been alive, housing prices have been going up, so boomers believe housing prices can only ever go up, and then they manage to convince gullible young people of that. And they're all going to learn a very hard lesson in the near future

I know mechanics in Etobicoke and Brampton who've refused to work on long haul trucks bc the o/o's cut holes in the floor pans that they used as toilets and caked the undercarriages of the trucks with human excrement as a result

Static isn't real. Nothing in the universe is static. Even if it looks like it is it isn't.

"Invisible smoke? How about I stick my invisible foot up your ass."

Mark RaᴎDoM Clint Russell Mark Random can save the gang

Chilling at Chucks

A carton of smokes from the reserve is $40. A carton of smokes from the corner store is like $130. Who's the real problem here?

"Canadian IDF soldiers" Dual-passports, singular loyalty. (And it's not to Canada)

Remember April 2020 when a possible RCMP agent killed 22 people over a 13 hour span in Nova Scotia? Pepperidge Farm remembers