WE ROCK THE BOAT, PHILLY! This Sat, history's longest running old-school dance party is on an historic, magnificent, big ship docked on the Delaware: herbertholler.com/events/herbert… YOU MUST BE 30 OR OLDER TO ATTEND! **ALL EXITS FINAL! FREE PASSES 4 JULY BDAYS ([email protected])

Shouts to DJEleven + Pedo Pascal of The Rub for the motherfucking MILESTONE they're about to hit. 20 years in #nightlife is 40 in dog years. This shit is impossible, the industry is insufferable, and yet, here they are. MAZEL TOV! eventbrite.com/e/the-rub-20th… #brooklyn #hiphop #djs

Saturday night, I'm rocking Philly, and it's a really dope party on a docked boat, with about a thousand really dope people really grooving to old-school and classics, and you should really come.* *That's all. That's the tweet. No flashy pics or movies.

Next Sat, big block party in the Boogie Down. Alexander Ave b/w 134th+Bruckner. 12-2 salsa lessons, 2-6 me + DJ Dynamite Black w/#oldschool + classics. Food available. FREE w/RSVP: herbertholler.com/events/herbert… #herbertholler #20yearsfresh Brought 2 u by FreshDirect and @uhhmuseum.

TONIGHT!!! 10p-2a, 401 S. Columbus Blvd, adv tix on sale til 10p, then tix available at the door, FREE 4 July bdays when u email full name, bday and "PHL" to [email protected]. #herbertholler + @snipstweets + Neil Nice w/that #oldschool flavor. herbertholler.com/events/herbert…

FRI AUG 5! My annual #MichaelJackson #michaeljacksonforever tribute (Le) Poisson Rouge returns! herbertholler.com/events/herbert…! Discount tix on sale! FREE PASSES 4 Aug bdays--email full name/bday/"NYC" 2 [email protected]! I LOVE DIS RENDERING! #herbertholler #LiveAtLPR #djlife #oldschool

PHILLY!! Here go photos from Friday's porty, courtesy of ChrisMansfield! NEXT UP = AUGUST 20TH! $10 early-bird tix will go on sale Wednesday at noon! Full album: facebook.com/media/set?vani…... TAG...YOU'RE IT!!! #herbertholler #oldschool #Philly #djlife #oldskool #nightlife #party

WE OUTSIDE THIS SATURDAY! herbertholler.com/events/herbert… 12-6p, 134th b/w Alexander + Bruckner in day Boogie Down, salsa lessons til 2 then #herbertholler + Larry Scott Blackmon w/ #oldschool + classics! Food, drink, FREE W/RSVP--click link above! Brought to by Fresh Direct + @uhhmuseum!

PHILLY! I'm back AUG 20! 50% off rush tix HERE: herbertholler.com/events/herbert…! FREE PASSES 4 Aug bdays--email your full name/bday/"PHL" to [email protected]! @snipstweets + others guest DJ! Come join 1,000+ dope grown folks and rock the boat! #herbetholler #oldschool #philly

NYC BLOCK PARTY SATURDAY! 12-6, 134th b/w Alexander+Bruckner in da BX! FREE W/RSVP! herbertholler.com/events/herbert… Salsa 12-2, old school+classics 2-6 by me+DJ Dynamite Black! Sponsored by FreshDirect celebrating #20yearsfresh! Presented in part by @RBucano + @uhhmuseum! #20yearsfresh

SHAMONE! My annual Michael Jackson tribute returns next Fri Aug 5 (Le) Poisson Rouge! All MJ music all night long (samples+siblings included)! Discount tix: herbertholler.com/events/herbert… 2 FREE PASSES for Aug bdays--send name/bday/"NYC" 2 [email protected]! #MJTheMusical #MichaelJackson

UPDATE!!! Due 2 overwhelming demand (3000 RSVPs and counting), today's outdoor jam is extended! 1-4 = Salsa Saturday, 4-8 = Freedom! Shouts 2 FreshDirect @uhhmuseum @RBucano Larry Scott Blackmon! herbertholler.com/events/herbert… #herbertholler #20yearsfresh #oldschool #latin #weoutside #bronx

This Fri, Aug 5, we return w/my Michael Jackson tribute. Discount tix on sale now but going fast. If you were born in August, I got two free passes for you--email me your full name, b-day and the word "NYC." herbertholler.com/events/herbert… #herbertholler #MichaelJackson #MJTheMusical

THIS THURSDAY, if you see one of these trucks on your way over to Camden for my "Back to the 90s Birthday Bash," give a little toot, wave and smile. It ain't the driver's fault you pay money for AIR. (Click here 4 FREE entry: herbertholler.com/events/back-to… rsvp required) #herbertholler

PHILLY! Discount tix on sale 4 my Freedom Party® PHL Aug 20! herbertholler.com/events/herbert…<--- Click that! FREE PASSES 4 Aug bdays--email me full name/bday/"PHL," [email protected]! YOU MUST BE 30 OR OLDER TO ENTER! ALL EXITS ARE FINAL! #herbertholler #oldschool #philly #hiphop

CALLING ALL #MJ FANS! This Friday, it's everything #michaeljackson (Le) Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker, 6-10p! Discount tix HERE: herbertholler.com/events/herbert… FREE PASSES for August bdays--email full name/bday/"NYC" to [email protected]! SHAMONE! #herbertholler #djlife #mjforever #dance

TONIGHT IN CAMDEN! That's right. Camden's now on the map, thanks to the CamdenArtsYard, South Jersey's newest outdoor party spot. And from 5pm-9pm later, I'm spinnin' nothin' but #90sMusic #90s for Whitney Ullman's b-day! FREE W/RSVP: herbertholler.com/events/back-to… #herbertholler BANGIN!

TONIGHT IN NYC!!! herbertholler.com/events/herbert… Some advanced tix still remain. Door tix available, 1st come, 1st serve. FREE PASSES for Aug babies available til 4pm--email full name/bday/"NYC" to [email protected]. SHAMONE!!! #michaeljackson #herbertholler #djlife #oldschool

MY FREEDOM PARTY® PHL RETURNS 2 #Philly AUG 20! Tix on sale: herbertholler.com/events/herbert…! OLD SCHOOL RULES, FOOOOLS! #herbertholler #oldschool #OldSkoolThemedParty #oldskool #hiphop #djlife #Philadelphia FREE PASSES 4 AUG BDAYS! email full name/bday/“phl” 2 [email protected]

Cool points have absolutely ZERO fucking value. It's like Monopoly money. You cannot exchange that shit for legal tender. I know too many dudes still putting #respect at the top of their must-have lists. FUCK that shit. DAPS DON'T BUY DIAPERS!!!!! #herbertholler #djlife #eatadick