Just took a 2 pound shit and got a ghost wipe. God works in mysterious ways but this is one hell of a Saturday so far

What r the Super Bowl locks today

Fuck a 3 peat fuck the chiefs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cooper dejean white boy of the century AB

Mahomes to Brady should never be a comparison ever again

Never fucking compare Mahomes to Brady ever again. Run the damn football

I’m very passionate about this

Philly is being destroyed to nothing but crumbs tonight

Professor held class on zoom today. Gonna show him how to run the damn football #zoom #LANK

Torta law? Oh hell yeah I’m listening now

Fire up your engines minorities im about to DoorDash

Valentine’s Day is gay #stillgonnaseemyextonight

Someone left me a Valentine’s Day gift 🥰

Ran out of bag, so I snorted adderal in the shape of my fraternity letters last night #fullsend

Breakfast

Just used the BLM room on campus for free printing. Get dicked, retards

I know you guys are here somewhere #LANK

Bracket. Thoughts? Go gators 👍

#lilylang #LANK #marykate #basketball