someone should make a band called Wage Combat On Drugs

the incredible hulk: hear hulk out

"This man literally does not spend any money.."

hearing the new frankenstein is bad because this doesnt happen:

shes 55 you sick fuck!

this is why i pick them to win every year during March Madness

kinda hilarious they chose a guy in texas where the power always goes out cuz of their shit grid

has anyone said he looks like joel mchale without saying it

sorry but thought i heard they recently freed up some space in the farming & house building industries for some hard working americans?

i mean the fan keeping it form getting too too hot has to count for *something*, no?

streets are saying they may have overwuthered the heights

im certainly no nautical expert, but why does the launch ramp for a $1M luxury yacht look like something a Discovery Channel show trying to build a period accurate Phoenician ship wouldve used

finally, someone invented a television and speaker in one

not the point, but we got a guy named fucking Crapo??

more like Reese Witherbadideas