Today I'm going global, tomorrow: INTERSTELLAR!!

Oh, and Monday: MULTIDIMENSIONAL!!

OMG...ITS REALLY NATIONAL FRUITCAKE MONTH!! YAY!! I'm vindicated!!

Nothing like dining al fresco!

Oh god!! Someone ran over Santa!!

Omg I forgot 2 listen 2 the Crapublican blather, er debates. But what's the point, NONE of them care about the middle class. Only the rich

Omg let me be the first to say...HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!👩‍❤️‍👩🐸🎃🙄

ARCHIVE OF CONTEMPORARY MUSIC SUPERSALE 54 WHITE ST 11-6 TILL SUNDAY

Oh good, China ended the 1 child law. Now there'll be more kids making toys for Disney, Star Wars, Mattel etc in toxic condition for no $...

Enjoy the holiday feasts!🎄😉

Intently sing my version of "The 12 Days of Xmas"...🙄

If you're like me, you're waiting from more news from the Fed

Oh my god, Santa is an anagram of...NASTA!! Santa is..JANET JACKSON!!

My feet!!! Oh Oh Ohhhhhh! Had a

Some hawker was passing out cards for a strip club & in a loud whisper said "Boobies. Boobies". I said I already saw them on the internets.

Hey gang please post a pic of your fave coffee mug on my Facebook. I want to know for my coffee line. Thanks

Wow Donald's wife would make a cool First Lady!

May you all be filled with a joyous spirit this holiday season and make sure it's triple distilled...

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