Remember last time Tommy Robinson was in prison, did a fucking two week lay down. Had a nervous breakdown & came out looking like fucking Shaggy without Scooby-doo🤣🤣🤣

What the fuck has that fucking song Freed from desire got to do with footy? Gives me a fucking ear infection😡🙄

Rio Ngumoha is such an exciting prospect! & there's a reason the very best youngsters want to play for Liverpool as opposed to say,Chelsea or City. At Liverpool, if you're good enough, you'll get your chance, which in modern footballs biggest sides is a very rare thing nowadays🍻

Love Arsenal fans,pure fucking helmets la🤣This year Van Dijk & Salah are finished, & Wirtz is unproven in Premier League, so we're finishing 4th!👍 Lasts season we were finished because Jurgen went. That turned out well for Arsenal, didn't it!🤣👍 Fucking sad wannabe cunts🤣🍻

Everything isn't as it seems, unfortunately. Sometimes, an early bath is required👋🍻

I'm known for my legendary wind-ups.I once convinced a kid in work I ate cat food on toast like pate. Had him believing it for months.I climbed on the cabin roof & looked at him through the little sun roof.& asked the boss for a cat flap on the cabin door, freaked him right out🤣

The legendary Philippe Coutinho winning his 1st trophy in Brazil, where he was spotted by Liverpool scouts. Then Philippe, the day he signed for the Reds. Then, with his infamous "Bad back kipper." Before the Barcelona move. The rest is, as they say, history💰💰🍻🍻🏆🏆

Raymond's starting again people. He's a good skin, give him a little shout & a follow👍🍻

Two Dogs🍻♥️

I'll always love this place. The people. The culture. For one bad thing. There's 100 Times good things. & don't let anyone tell you any different. Right! Time for me medicine♥️🍻

This shit has cost me a fucking fortune over the years💰🤣♥️ Them fucking trend setting Scouser's again🙄🤣♥️

Snowfall. Based on a true story.A glimpse into how vile & depraved the American government is.Willing to sacrifice a generation to carry on an illegal war. The reality is, we're all still feeling the effects of what Reagan's government did. & the lengths they went to cover it up.

Alexander Isak; "I said to Eddie, mate, I'm off. He left the room & came back with an ancient ghetto blaster,pressed play on an old tape,that shitty song 'Please don't go'blurred out. I said fuck off Eddie you fucking tit,& he burst out crying! Can't wait to run out at Anfield."

It's been a strange arl day, ended up having a shite in me wellies again🥲♥️

Suck my sweaty ones you little fucking terrapin🤗

It's a wonder Spanish people don't protest outside hotels in Benidorm when gangs of fat English knobheads with british bulldog tattoos drink abar 15 pints & start singing sweet caroline after egg & chips😞🍻

I walk to work through a rough arse council estate. Some people have named their houses. Fucking "beachcomber" & "Lemon tree house" it's a fucking mid terrace with a fucking trampoline in the back garden, not fucking Downton Abbey. Fucking soft cunts🙄🤣🍻

Deport all Muslims.LFC fan from Toxteth🤣Told you I'm always in Town, fucking Rocky Marshmallow, you couldn't put a fucking ciggy out you soft cunt. So get the train from woolsville & see me.I've got kids, & I'm in work now.Stop wanking over Prince Andrew you fucking terrapin🤣🖕

The Toxteth riots were fuck all to do with selling drugs you horrible twat. They were about Thatchers orchestrated decline of my City.She also flooded the streets with heroin destroying a generation. The people in the area had enough of police brutality & poverty. Black & White🖕

It's not that fucking windy, I'm on the roof of me flat, in me skiddies, got the big speaker out with me & Kate Bush Wuthering heights blasting. Trying out me new kite la🤗♥️