Lovely Sunday, time for a stroll in the park with my dearest lris.

@DawnluvsRoland Hello love, Freddy here, yes my son is a talent isn't he yeahhh! He got the yeahhhhh from his dad !

@MrSoftSkank Hello Freddy here, l like betting on the dog races did you know that sunny Jim?

Good evening all you people on Twitter aint it wonderful here on the worldwide web, l'll have you know l text even at my age yes l do.

See now l just sit here waiting for a tweet ...but then l fall asleep.

Happy pancake day, my son's a bit wound up cus Kevin's burnt several so fat & lris has taken over. Hope you're all watchin' him on Daybreak

Freddy Rat any chance of Tweet/RT - wud mke my 40th birthday as my friends say I am lucky 2 look like ur son - a legend in my eyes!

SIR ROLAND RAT Freddy Rat Happy Fathers Day Freddy

Freddy Rat Happy Father's Day to the dad of the most amazing rat on the planet! xxx SIR ROLAND RAT

Hello world yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Rol's dad 'ere yeahhhhhhhh!

@Skreamz_Echelon SIR ROLAND RAT You can come for tea anytime ya like, ask me wife love.

Need to get lris to buy me a large packet of nut's cus l like nuts yeahhhh! l like chewin' 'em whilst watching the tele.

Good lawd the ferret has tapped into Twitter!

83 people following me, innit wonderful modern technology? Who'd have thought ehhhh?

Iris shall we go and watch the ducks in the park?