Dude the scientist in the second 90s Turtles movie was the asshole assistant to Billy Zane's douche character in Titanic...Mind is blown #goninjago

Beautiful night on the bay to play some music with the band...it ain't always pretty being a musician, but tonight sure is! #ocmd #seacrets #fl3 @ Seacrets Jamaica USA instagram.com/p/BoAce1MnpuH/…

Seth Meyers looks like a combination of Hades from 'Hercules' and one of the aliens from 'Mars Attacks!'

Just watched a Warren Zevon video on YouTube that opened with a Chantix ad...I'd like to think he would've appreciated and laughed at the irony.

May be a little chilly, but still quite a sunset here on the bay #ocmd #seacrets @ Seacrets Jamaica USA instagram.com/p/Bt9e8PGHAwr/…

'Baby Shark' is the best thing on the Billboard Hot 100 right now. Prove me wrong.

Manny Machado just signed a 10-year deal for $300 million...I should've taken Little League more seriously...

You ever get so baked you pause the movie with 10 minutes to go? And then finally finish your doctorate degree? #goals

I think the key to life is laughing at your own insanity, making balloon animals with the preposterousness of it all...like the word 'preposterousness'.

There is such a fine line between altruism and ego.

Thank you marc maron, that's all I guess man

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Our society's valuation of a human life, in dollars...scary finance.yahoo.com/news/the-cost-…

When checking email I'm always touched by how many complete strangers are concerned about my prostate...it's a caring world after all

Am I the only one who sees that the packed boardwalk photo of OCMD nat'l media keeps using is significantly manipulated to make it look more crowded??? They made 8 or so blocks look more like 2 or 3

MarketWatch just called frenzied stock buyers 'momo's...Joey CoCo Diaz did you write this article?? Lol marketwatch.com/story/the-stoc…

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