A big shout out and wave to Kornelia 😽 as I'm on the train going through Mainz 😁

Fleetfahrt #Alstertouristik

Mum keeps complaining about dad not hearing her. Then she doesn't hear a thing you say to her from a similar distance away 😉

"Reform what is amiss". Go on then!

If Charles dies before Camilla and Kate becomes Queen, what will Camila's title be? Because it can't be Queen Mother... ?

Gerade den ersten Spargel des Jahres gegessen😁😁😁

You feel old when... You've spent the day proofreading a complicated PhD thesis and discover at the end that the author was born in 1994!

Vielleicht sollte die Klasse doch länger an der Schule bleiben ;)

Wenn man im Krankenhaus von der Exschülerin gepflegt wird 🥰

This packs a punch. Please watch.

#DoctorWho is good again :)

Wie kann man so blöd sein, dass man bei einer Klausur Wort-für-Wort vom Sitznachbarn abschreibt? Und vorher heimlich mit einem Mitschüler die A-Klausur tauscht, sodass man die B-Klausur (wie die Sitznachbarin) hat. Ich weiß doch, wer wo sitzt!

Questions in an English exam: I've written the answer in French. Is that ok?

Help! Having a discussion. "I haven't received it until now". Do I have it or not?

Just saw 'Nye' at the cinema (National Theatre Live) about Nye Bevan and the NHS. What a shame we seem to be going backwards.

I think Turkey won. They're going crazy here in Hamburg. I want to sleep!!

Yay! Labour won in Stevenage. My vote helped 😄

My printer is just a diva. A bloody annoying one.