rachel told guy to turn around, evoo in hand. “yummo! looks like i’m in flavourtown now” - excerpt from my upcoming book fifty shades of ray

according to bill c-150, a white family must, under penalty of law, name their son “milo” “arlo” or “bowie”

javascript? the only script about java i know is my morning mantra: “give me my timmies and no one gets hurt!”

what would millennial “choke me” twitter do if they knew we grew up with a band called “cherry poppin’ daddies” en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherry_Po…

a person less utterly lazy than me has to make that covid-19 hand washing meme, but with the “nancy jo? this is alexis neiers” speech

literally any man: if you’re going to zoom with me have the decency to take your top off

i also used technology to talk to my friends hashtag coronavirus

watching cats for the first time. hey all you jellicle cats and kittens

i'd rather be listening to grammy award winning 1999 hit smooth by santana feat. rob thomas of matchbox 20

we still have fifty years to discover that john a mcdonald was actually a murderous pirate named hans sprungfeld #canada150

saw two groups of grown ass adult men filming skateboard videos today, like vape pens sprouted legs and started doing poorly executed ollies

if homeboy's a thirty five plus year old man on a skateboard, it's quiet

sailed straight through my carlsberg years and landed square in my unironically liking james blunt phase. pretty jiggy, right?

vday is the perfect time to debut that splayed legged underwear selfie with a strategically placed cup captioned "my bae is coffee"

the gasp we let out when we heard sam jones doing a british accent in this movie shook the walls hashtag gays m.imdb.com/title/tt113932…

i guess nightmares are still technically dreams yahoo.com/entertainment/…

i'm worried tiny house shows are tapping our white people with dreads named keegan resources to their absolute limits.

i wonder if there's any way one could go about finding places megan markle has gone to in toronto. like i want cool sculpting, but regal